Disney fans all around the world are in shock following Disney's announcement that a 6 year old girl has been spotted in Winnie the Pooh's Hundred Acre Wood.
You mean that's not Christopher Robin?
No, no, definitely not. This girl is described as "tomboyish" and wears a safety helmet.
Eeyore also pops Prozac and has a little spring in his step.
Pooh is on Atkins, so he's off honey, and has eaten Piglet.
New and improved, indeed.