Caffeine and the Diet Coke Cult

There seems to be a slight misunderstanding with my last post. I did mention the idea of giving up caffeine, but when I say caffeine, what I really mean is COFFEE. The idea of giving up DIET COKE is another matter altogether - an idea that is off the table. Sisters of the Diet Coke Cult- back me up on this. Diet Coke doesn't count as a caffeinated beverage, but it DOES count as one of your 8 glasses of water for the day. And I have it on good authority - have seen it with my own eyes - that Diet Coke is coming out with a new species of Diet Coke that contains VITAMINS. Soon my bevy of Diet Cokes will also count as a nutritional supplement. (insert evil laugh here)

They had me at Tab.

And, by the way, the caffeine dilemma was solved at 2:37pm with a tall Americano with a little half and half and a single Splenda. Not too bad for my jump back into the caffeinated pool