"Would you give me money for my child?"

A local story here caught my eye about a man whose vague grammatical construction nearly cost him custody of his child.

Luckily, as it turns out, he wasn't actually trying to sell his son, but was only using him as a prop to garner sympathy donations for his drug habit. That's all. Whew.

Let's be specific with our prepositional phrases, people.

But just in case you're in the market: